Computer Malfunction — Inspired by 2001: A Space Odyssey
Computer Malfunction — Inspired by 2001: A Space Odyssey
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The crimson warning that announces something has gone very wrong aboard the Discovery One. Pulled straight from HAL 9000's onboard alert system in Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey — the moment the ship's all-knowing AI begins, very politely, to lose its mind.
A relic of mid-century sci-fi paranoia that lands with fresh weight in the age of large language models. Wear it as a tribute, a warning, or a quiet joke at your IT department's expense.
Printed on a Bella+Canvas unisex jersey tee. Soft combed cotton, retail fit, holds up considerably better than HAL did. For Kubrick devotees, AI sceptics, and anyone who's ever wanted to politely ask a machine to open the pod bay doors.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
- Retail fit with crew neckline, side seams for structure
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape
- Printed front panel and sleeves produced with DTF/DTG techniques for crisp color
- Tear-away label, REACH certified; ethically manufactured
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.5 | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| Length, in | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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