Waystar Royco "Not Serious People" — Inspired by Succession

A wearable bit of corporate cosplay from the sharpest family drama on television. The Roys' fictional media empire, rendered in clean boardroom-grade typography, paired with Logan's most withering verdict on his own children: not serious people.

Equal parts merch and inside joke. Wear it to the office for an extra layer of menace. Wear it to brunch and watch which of your friends clock it first. The kind of shirt that does the talking so you don't have to.

Printed on a Bella+Canvas unisex jersey tee. Soft combed cotton, retail fit, holds its shape through everything from a hostile takeover to laundry day. For HBO loyalists, prestige-drama obsessives, and anyone who's ever wanted to fire a sibling.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
- Retail fit with crew neckline — neat, layerable silhouette
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- Prints applied with DTF/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant design

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean